What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:47

Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
—
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
share office space ...
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