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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Canelo Alvarez vs. Terence Crawford Lands On Netflix, Las Vegas To Host Superfight - RingMagazine.com

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is one harsh truth about people's opinions on TXT?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Use of semaglutide linked to doubled risk of neovascular macular degeneration - Medical Xpress

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Israeli aggression in the Middle East has reached dangerous levels, foreshadowing devastating regional conflicts. How has President Trump contributed to this destructive chaos?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Justin Bieber declares he’s a ‘dad that’s not to be f–ked with’ in bizarre Father’s Day 2025 post - Page Six

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Liquid Glass tvOS redesign is restricted to second-generation Apple TV 4K and later - AppleInsider

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

share office space ...

US-China trade war sideswipes Europe’s carmakers - politico.eu